Batch Nº 47 — bottled this Tuesday Live cultures, billions per bottle Free shipping over $40 Nothing artificial. Ever.
Small-batch kombucha · Alive since MMXIX

Wild cultures,
bottled.

Fermented for 14 days with real fruit, first-flush tea and a scoby we’ve kept alive since 2019. Right now you’re looking at hibiscus — tart, floral, unreasonably pink.

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12 kcal 2g sugar <0.5% alcohol personality
Hibiscus Bloom kombucha Yuzu Haze kombucha Cucumber Cooler kombucha Ginger Storm kombucha
WILDCULT · LIVE FERMENT · RAW ·
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Hibiscus Bloom
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nothing artificial live cultures 2g sugar brewed slow

In the bottle.

Six things. You can pronounce all of them. Shot on our brew floor, not in a render farm.

Hibiscus brew
hibiscus, day 9RAW
first-flush teaLIVE
Fresh citrus
yuzu & friendsCOLD-PRESSED
Kiwi and mint
garden mintPICKED AM
Amber ferment macro
the fermentBUBBLING
The lineup
batch nº 47SOLD OUT ×3
no lab coats! just microbes ✌

It starts in the hills.

single-estate tea, picked at first flush

14 days. No shortcuts.

01
day 0–2

Steep

Whole-leaf tea, steeped hot and sweetened just enough for the culture to eat — not for you to.

02Fermentation
day 2–10

Ferment

Our 2019 scoby moves in. Eight days of slow, live fermentation — tart builds, sugar drops, fizz is born.

03Fruit infusion
day 10–13

Infuse

Real fruit, pressed the same morning. No “natural flavors” — an actual hibiscus flower has touched this bottle.

04Bottling
day 14

Bottle & chill

Bottled alive, numbered by batch, and kept cold from our floor to your fridge. Drink it fizzing.

Meet the lineup.

Nº 01

Hibiscus Bloom

Tart, floral, unreasonably pink. Tastes like a garden crashing a pool party.

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Nº 02

Yuzu Haze

Bright Japanese citrus over golden tea. Sunshine with sediment — shake gently.

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Nº 03

Cucumber Cooler

Cold cucumber, torn mint, quiet fizz. The most polite drink we make.

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Nº 04

Ginger Storm

Raw ginger, pressed hard. Burns a little, means well. Our founder’s desert-island pick.

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The Culture Club

Never run dry.

A 12-pack of whatever’s bubbling, monthly. Skip, swap or cancel whenever — the scoby forgives, the scoby forgets. Members taste new flavors two weeks before anyone else.

$48
12 bottles, one drop
that’s 20% off + first dibs ✌

Asked often.

Is there alcohol in this?+
Under 0.5% — less than a ripe banana. Fermentation makes a trace, cold-holding keeps it there. You can drive, work and parent aggressively after drinking it.
Why only 2g of sugar?+
Because the culture eats the rest. We sweeten for the microbes, not the market — what’s left is what they politely didn’t finish over 14 days.
What exactly is a scoby?+
A living mat of bacteria and yeast — ours is named Gloria, and she’s been fermenting every batch since 2019. She’s the hardest-working colleague we have.
Why does my bottle hiss at me?+
It’s alive, and it’s happy to see you. Natural carbonation builds in the bottle — open cold, open slow, and never shake a Ginger Storm. That one holds grudges.